1. Gay man sex in the window

2. Get the squid off my penis

3. She has a luscious looking chin.

4. I think I'll suck on it for a while.

5. I think it should go in your mouth

6. I feel that way about my grandma, but she's just not my type

7. I'm watching a man get electrocuted. He doesn't like it that much.

8. And you vibrate. Ilove my vibrating razor

9. Enough love to fill a condom

10. Uh nah fajiwana ha Jeremy is retarded DUH

My own personal calendar so I know what's going on in my own life...

(S) Nov. 6-- NOTHING!

(T) Nov 8--

(W) Nov 9-- Cheer practice at 6AM... Then to IF for new clothes!

(T) Nov10-- Cheer practice 3:30-5 PM

(F) Nov11-- A lonely weekend isn't what I need...

(S) Nov 12-- Nada! Dial the cell if you wanna do somethin! Come on, you know u wanna cuz it's SATURDAY BABY!